David Tennant As The Doctor

He’s a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey. He’s 903 years old. If there’s danger, he’s the man who’s going to save your life and everyone on your planet. Got a problem with that?

I certainly don’t have a problem with that!!

Where do I start when it comes to The Tenth Doctor? Isn’t he just lovely? Sigh. Well, for once I am right and a lot of people, kids and adults alike around the world, would wholeheartedly agree!

Doctor Who is watched by thousands and they can’t all be wrong can they? I think that the show made a tremendous leap to popularity with the entrance of David Tennant. I can’t lie and say that I ever watched the series leading up to David’s entrance because I didn’t.

I had been told by friends that it was a definite ‘must see’ show and that I was missing out if I wasn’t watching it. I’m glad that David showed a bit more commitment in the role than Christopher Eccleston.

Eccleston had ideas above his station I would say. I would even go as far as to say that David made the role his own and he has big shoes to fill. I hope you are listening, Matt Smith!

I am a bit worried that Matt is going to be so much younger than David. Someone said younger and cheaper and I don’t think I disagree!

I think the effects on the show are great and the monsters engaging.

The Judoon were really clever and inventive. They were a large army, searching the galaxy, looking for an alien outlaw. Enter The Doctor!

I even found the Sontarans quite funny. I remember laughing when they removed their helmets to reveal that their heads were the same shape! They had teamed up with an evil student genius and convinced him that they would unite in the power over the planet. He was instrumental in their attempt to poison us all with the use of satellite navigation units that were installed in cars all across the planet. Until The Doctor arrived to save the day.

Natch!

The Ood were really well done too and I thought them quite a heart warming race, born into slavery to wait hand and foot on humans which think of them as nothing more than a fashion item to serve them without question.

Enter the Doctor who can hear their ‘inner song’ and set them free. Even I got a bit of bile on that one though.

And who can forget the scenes at Bad Wolf Bay with Rose Tyler? Not a dry eye anywhere.

It was a lovely scene and you’d have to go a long way to top that one. I think every woman in the country wanted to be Rose at that moment.

Some of us care about the storylines, some of us don’t. Some of us would download every episode of anything that David Tennant has ever appeared in. I might just be that person but you would have to bribe me with something pretty damn good for me to admit it.

Some of us aren’t listening to the dialogue at all and just tune in to look at the delectable David. Some of us know the dialogue off by heart. But hey don’t worry, I’m not that person, that’s just a little too weird!

Some people have completely bought into the whole Doctor Who experience and what’s on the screen. The enemies, the costumes, the sets, the effects and the music. I don’t think there is anything wrong with that. It is all just a bit of escapism. We could all do with a bit of that don’t you think?

Now, for the music. Well, I like the music. A man I met recently said that he didn’t like the music as it was very militaristic. I don’t agree with that completely. Is that a bad thing? I am listening to it as I write this and I don’t feel the same way about it at all.

I think that the music is very fitting for the show as many of the episodes include secret government agencies, ministry of defence and the like and spin off organisations like Torchwood run by the lovely Captain Jack Harkness (or is it The Face of Boe?). Gone are the days when we had to hide behind the sofa!

People queued round the block at New Year for the Doctor Who Proms (if anyone cared at all they would have got me a ticket but hey, talk to the hand, too late! Everybody’s name (and that means you too) has been taken down and put in my blacklist book. The subject will not be dropped any time soon).

Russell T Davis took a very big risk bringing back such an iconic show and I think he has done a tremendous job. It was a big gamble and I feel it has paid off with dividends! The writing has been fantastic and the show has gone from strength to strength with popularity increasing exponentially.

Looking back at the old version broadcast from ‘63 to ‘96 was, in a word, special. And just to clarify, not in a good way, ok? The effects were embarrassing to say the least.

David Tennant was first thrust into the limelight after starring in Casanova but he had been in many other things before that including a fim called LA Without A Map. He was in Blackpool, The Chatterley Affair, Learners, Taking Over The Asylum, Recovery and a very scary piece called Secret Smile.

I must confess I went off him for a couple of days after watching Secret Smile because he was really scary in that. Shudder! He’s been in many other things but I won’t bore you. He has recently done voiceover work for Tesco adverts and a documentary or two and he has turned his hand to presenting. Although I think he has set his heart on in America. We have not seen the last of him by a long way (thank goodness).

There is nothing more to be said about David Tennant other than HCSOMKAT (He Can Sit On My Knee Anytime). Seriously David, anytime, just say the word!

Omega (Sadly No Alpha)

Now then, Omega, as seen in The Three Doctors and Arc Of Infinity, is a really interesting villain.

Omega was an outstanding stellar engineer and High Council member on Gallifrey. He developed the Hand of Omega, a remote stellar manipulator which could be used to control the reactions within a star.

Using the Hand of Omega he performed adjustments on a star near Gallifrey’s in an attempt to provide a power source for the time travel experiments he conducted with Rassilon.

Unfortunately it was thought that Omega was thought killed in the resulting supernova, which then collapsed into a black hole.

All of this eventually resulted in the Time Lords being able to zip back and forth through time. Neat, huh?

Of course for such sacrifice comes, well, more sacrifice. In this case it was a bit of lunacy and a touch of bitterness…

Now is just me or does the sound of a returning Omega seem just the thing to spice up Matt Smith’s presidency?

The Dalekettes

We’re a bit slow with this one sorry about that. Anyway it would appear that some enterprising Australian cosplayers (if you don’t know what that is, look it up and prepare to be horrified) decided to dress up like Daleks.

Not unusal you say? A little ambitious? Mayhap, however look at how they did it.

The Mighty Dalekettes!

Now we’ve got to admit that they’re some pretty classy Australian birds right there, whisks and plungers in hand. Still you’ve got to hand it to those girls for doing something that Russell T Davies and his cohorts would never ever do; redesign the Dalek.

Arf, arf, etc. ad nauseum…

Long Live Doctor Who Is Dire!

In a fit of pique last night we decided that Doctor Who Is Shit was a bit disparaging and, to be honest, a little too rude for the title of this site. So to that end we proudly present the new and improved Doctor Who Is Dire!

It had to be done.

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You really should. All the coolest people have one.

Obviously Chris Moyles is the exception that proves the rule.

The Day I Met A Dalek

So there I was, in Bradford, at the National Museum of Photography, Film and Television when I saw a Dalek.

Cripes I thought, I’d better be careful it looks really far away, but they can trundle quite quickly on level, perfectly smooth, ground. I’d better make a dash for it. You can see the fear in my eyes!

Jon And The Dalek

It was at the point above that I realised I’d been duped. It wasn’t far away at all it was just really, really tiny.

And shit.

How they plan on conquering the universe is beyond me. Short arse Skaro bastards.